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yoncevevo:

"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"

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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

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(Source: foxnewsofficial, via blaiseworld)

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onceuponatimetherewasanangel:

I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am. 

(Source: spaceandbones, via gnarly)

grossanatomy93:

when someone unzips your pants

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kumagawa:

my man’s sign is too real

oomshi:

loud laughers make me so happy omg

(via gnarly)

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ethereal-aquarian:

evanescentnature:

I have dreams where I can fly and this is basically the view I get.

astral projection (;
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teakettel:

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

This guy had to have been more popular than the actual characters for the event.
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