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dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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shared sea. 


Yup, keyword there being shared. we forget too often that we don’t own the ocean or the creatures in it. they aren’t meant to be in captivity for our entertainment. we don’t have the right to cull its predators in an attempt to make it safer for us to be there. we don’t have the right to dump trash or waste of any kind into the sea. it doesn’t belong to us. we are mere visitors who are lucky enough to get to share the ocean with its true inhabitants. 
  • someone: have you seen this movie?
  • me: no but i've seen gifs
I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message


when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u


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ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country

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Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean, it’s always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.

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my favorite hobby is not being a parent

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montana is not real

if montana isn’t real then where was hannah montana born?? yeah thats what i thought. stop spreading lies freddybenson

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

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In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

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