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bisexualfunfacts:

The only thing bisexuals are confused about is why some of them are so cute and still single.

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18004206969:

i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?

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pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

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cueparanoia:

They either didn’t think this through or they really thought this through
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ruinedchildhood:

when you and bae match
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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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Just because you kissed
someone with scars
doesn’t make you
a hero.

(15/365)

oh fuck

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It comes with 2 subwoofers 

phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute big butt
a little scary

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it